May 5, 2011

Slap Chop Remix Lyrics

Lyrics to the Steve Porter Slap Chop Remix:

Hi its Vince with Slap Chop
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Hi its Vince with Slap Chop
You’re gonna be in a great mood all day
Cuz’ you’ll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop
It’s like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2)

Now look here’s a potato
One slap you get big chunks for stew
Two slaps, home fries in a second
And now look at this
When you add a mushroom
The more you do it
The finer it gets
And you don’t have to switch any blades

Now you love salad
You hate makin salad
Ya know you hate makin salad
Ya hate makin salad
That’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet
Just one slap, salad

Soup, coleslaw, stuffing in what?
Five seconds?
Four, five seconds its done!

This thing, this tuna looks boring
Stop having boring tuna
Stop having a boring life

Add this tuna putting it in like this
Now you’re gonna have a nice exciting life now
Here’s a hard boiled egg
One chop you add the pickle
You add the green onion
And ya know what’cha can do you can mix things together
Add the ham and you’re gonna love this
Don’t have time to make breakfast?
Breakfast to go!

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Your gonna love my nuts
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Your gonna love my nuts
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Your gonna watch this
Your gonna watch this
Watch this, watch this
Watch this, watch this
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Fruit, what about fruit?
Put a mango

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Isn’t that beautiful on your ice-cream?
The reason you’re gonna slap away everyday
Is cuz’ its so easy to clean
One
Two
And pops open like that

Now these other ones you’ve seen at the stores
Bacteria gets on the food
All the stores have this
You can’t clean it
You can’t open this up
Its worthless
Forget about it

Now take the Slap Chop
Put it back together

Put the Slap Chop right there
Just put the Slap Chop right there (x3)
The skins at the bottom (x4)
The skin comes right off (x4)

Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there

You hit it like this
Hit it like this (x3)

Guys were gonna make America skinny again
One slap at a time. Its. (x2)

Guys were gah’ one merica’ one skinny again
One slap at a t’, one slap at a t’ (x3)

Guys were, guys were
meri’ one s’ meri’ one slap at a tap at a tap at a clap clap clap clap

Hi its Vince with Slap Chop
You’re gonna be in a great mood all day
Cuz’ you’ll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop
Its like slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop (x2)

Its easy ya just got one hand and
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop

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Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini